Forum: Humor

(This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida) An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to...

This article is about the worst April fools jokes of all time: http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/worstaprilfools.html

Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives....

Two new prisoners were shown to their cell. "How long are you in for?" asked the first. "Eighteen years," replied the second. "How about you?"...

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a group of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got...

You know, in our lives we don't get to laugh about much. I mean, we don't get to actually take real evil joy in much. There isn't much to really...

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. "Why do we have...

A sales representative, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie...

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A great friend will be in the cell next to you saying,"Damn, that was fun!"

"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:... -- What was I thinking?" "Congratulations on your wedding...

I read that most accidents in the home happen in the kitchen. So I moved the cooker to the bedroom.

Marriage means that someone helps you coping with all the problems you never had when you were a bachelor.

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking...

An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age...

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and...

70 Ways To Tell You've Been Online Too Long 1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help. 2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL". ...

Mr. Steve Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife,...

One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it...

Three couples went to a restaurant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table. "Could you pass me the sugar,...

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.He tells the loan officer that he is going to Taiwan on business for...